Fading Fringe

Now the Fun Starts!

Listen! I live in Western PA. My house is on the edge of John Murtha's district. I just want everyone to know that I like black people! And other colored people! I even like white people! I feel I need to say this since he said the people in Western Pa (his voters) are all racist.

Fortunately, he pointed out the next day that we are not really racists, that we are actually just rednecks, and it's not really all of us, just the "older people" who resist change and voting for black people.

I love the fact that the people we elect think such good things about us!

(Lyn Swann, I just want you to know that I voted for you; don't listen to Murtha!).

Of course I do own three dogs and a pick up truck and I'm trying to buy a tractor. So . . . I might be a redneck.

Quit Picking on the Messiah!

Go Obama! You know we believe in you becasue we are informed voters. We know, after all, that when you were in the senate in Illinois you . . . (what did he do?) voted present! Yeah, present!!!! You rock.

You also went to the U. S. Senate and worked hard for . . . (hmmm?) at least a year and a half before you left to run for president. And during that time in the Senate you made great changes like . . . like smiling! Yeah! You were a happy face for 2 years and we needed that.

And before all this, you even worked as a community organizer where you made sure the poor were served with . . . sub-prime loans. Yes! You are our man.

(Now that Sarah Palin, she's done nothing for anyone --governor, mayor, pipelines --pshaa! True leaders hang out with radicals --oops, you didn't do that messiah. I'm sorry. that slipped out! don't kill me! I'm loyal!!!!)

Of Course I Know He's Innocent

I know the Tony Rezko thing doesn't look good. It "looks" like he was a friend and even a business partner with Obama. It looks like Rezko is a gangster, and that's why he's in jail. But let's be clear, He's just "a guy in my neighborhood." Is it Obama's fault that this guy owns land in the neighborhood? Is it Obama's fault that that land is connected to his? Is it Obama's fault that Rezko bought his the same day as Obama's and paid way over value for the undeveloped part while Obama paid way too little for the part with the house on it?

Don't believe it! Obama is a good man! It's just McCain is desperate and he'll say anything.

Show Me Your Friends, I'll Show You Your Future

Wait, Barry doesn't know these people, does he? If so, he doesn't like them and he would neeevvvverrr listen to their ideas, take their advice or ever agree with them even a little bit. Trust him. Would he lie to you? I nice you man like that?

Just a Guy Who Lives In My Neighborhood

Here's Barry! What is Barry doing? Blurbing a book for a person who doesn't know (and you can't prove he does!).

Because Chris Matthews and Katie Couric are too Busy Tingling

Let me be the one to tell you about this man: His name is Barak Obama. What is he doing? He is campaigning for Raila Odinga. Who is that? That is the Kenyan Marxist known for wanting to institute sharia law in Kenya (only 10% muslim) and for killing Christians there.

Of course, if ABC/CBS/NBC ever asked Obama about this man (what are the odds?) I'm sure he'd say, "He's just a guy who lives in Kenya. I might have met him once. Don't really know him.")